But I guess she was trying to garner some goodwill, to improve her situation a little. I would have been rubbing two sticks together to try and light them on fucking fire, frankly. Personally, I would have left the bastards to fucking die. After saving their lives, he betrays her, treats her like a whore, and virtually threatens her with sexual assault on a constant basis. Paired with a hero that is fucking unforgivable. WTF is the matter with this author?! We have an amazing heroine, in most respects. Why can't I select ZERO stars? Why, Goodreads? Tell me why! And obviously like many others, seriously hate the cover. Let me buy us a round of glue bottles to sniff. I just used my favorite template and inserted the names and occupations. If the book’s unique and witty, make sure the back cover hides that as well as possible in cliché and over the top descriptions.Ī: Please. We need to make sure people who aren’t used to romance novels are scared off. Make sure his chest is showing though.Ī: Lovely. P: Ok, he can be in the process of taking off the shirt. Better make him shirtless to disguise that.Ī: Well, there was an epic-type romance with plenty of heat. I’ll use an effeminate male model dazedly looking at nothing.Ī: Inventive, fun, sly, and entertaining. I’ll make sure to make him look like a tool.Īssistant: Spymaster’s Lady, huh? That’s a pretty intriguing title. That should "cover" our bases.Īssistant: Good one, boss. My guess at how the publisher’s office works, based on the cover of this book:
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